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BUDGIE-ZILLA!! |
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because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the
only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and
that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn
upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after
heating" (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to
reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness" (and...I'm
taking this because???.....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."( Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."
I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one:
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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